Ask King Smurf

[ahill1]

Would you want to get 3000 dollars a day without doing anything under the condition you be stuck weighing 280lbs for the rest of your days?

 

[Papasmurf]

Lol I'd probably die of a stroke or get diabetes by 45. No thanks

 

[Mr. Popo Fan]

Have you started a webtoon yet

 

[Papasmurf]

Have you started a webtoon yet

Maybe once Kouji Mori also dies of aortic dissection and they need a new head writer and artist

 

[Sovran Nila]

What's the last book that you read?
What's the last movie that you watched?
What's the last anime that you watched?
What was your favorite anime series that launched in 2021?
What is your favorite book ever?
What is your favorite movie ever?
What size shoe do you wear?
What was the last garment that you purchased?
When was the last time that you ate out at a restaurant?
If you could make one DBZeta member teleport and live local to you, who would it be?
Do you want more members to join this forum?
Would you ever want to know how and when you would die?
What superpower would you want to have?
What's your strongest characteristic?
What's your weakest characteristic?
What do you prefer more, serious topics or spam?
What's your favorite flavored water?
Do you like carbonated water?
Do you like to eat eggs?
What's one meal that you could eat for the remainder of your life?
What physical attribute would you like to change about yourself in 2021?
What aspects of your life do you want to improve, but are too lazy at the moment to do so?
Do you procrastinate often?
Do you have a lot of friends in real life?
Do you own any unique, or rare, memorabilia?
What's your dream job, or a task that you could do for free for the remainder of your life because you have so much passions and love for it?
Have you ever thought about quitting DBZeta, or forums in general?
What's your favorite DBZ movie?
Who is your favorite DBZ character, and why?
What's your biggest hobby, or passion?
What are qualities in other men that you find admirable, and wish to also possess?
How would you rate your life from 1-10 at this present moment?
What internet browser do you use?
Can you imagine your life without the internet right now?
What is another time period that you would want to live in and experience?
What's your primary goal for the next five years that you wish to achieve?
Do you enjoy life on a daily basis?
Are you happy?
Do you consider yourself a hero, or a villain?
Do you consider yourself friendly?
Do you consider yourself better than most people?
What's another language that you wish to learn?
Is there anywhere else in the world that you want to live in?
What was the last product that you purchased, and why?
Are there any products that you wish to purchase soon, and why are your sights set on it?
Have I asked your the most questions, out of all members?
Is this enough questions?

 

[Papasmurf]

What's the last book that you read?

Some manga.

What's the last movie that you watched?

Besides clips? I think it was 300

What's the last anime that you watched?

A bit of Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae last night when I couldn't sleep

What was your favorite anime series that launched in 2021?

I don't watch much seasonal anime so I guess JoJo Part 6?

What is your favorite book ever?
What is your favorite movie ever?
What size shoe do you wear?
What was the last garment that you purchased?
When was the last time that you ate out at a restaurant?
If you could make one DBZeta member teleport and live local to you, who would it be?
Do you want more members to join this forum?
Would you ever want to know how and when you would die?
What superpower would you want to have?
What's your strongest characteristic?
What's your weakest characteristic?
What do you prefer more, serious topics or spam?
What's your favorite flavored water?
Do you like carbonated water?
Do you like to eat eggs?
What's one meal that you could eat for the remainder of your life?
What physical attribute would you like to change about yourself in 2021?
What aspects of your life do you want to improve, but are too lazy at the moment to do so?

Answering these later

Do you procrastinate often?

Yes

Do you have a lot of friends in real life?

Nah, like 3 or so close friends that I don't keep up with every day.

Do you own any unique, or rare, memorabilia?

I had a Casca concept art from the Berserk movies, but I lost it. I have some formerly rare DB merchandise that became obsolete with the release of individual DB movie Blu-rays and DVDs.

What's your dream job, or a task that you could do for free for the remainder of your life because you have so much passions and love for it?

I'd write manga if it weren't so time consuming and bound to editorial dictation

Have you ever thought about quitting DBZeta, or forums in general?

Yeah

What's your favorite DBZ movie?

Tree of Might. I like the Part 1~early DBZ feel moreso than the asspull wins of the later movies, and retarded base form fight scenes.

Who is your favorite DBZ character, and why?

If Cell had more depth to him as a character than just hurr durr I'm perfect, I'm the greatest it'd possibly be him. Same with #16 just being a clone of #8 rather than having that behind the scenes backstory of him being based on Gero's son. Since neither met their potential I'd say Vegeta and Mr. Satan. If they fleshed out the anime-only personalities that kid Trunks (M13) and DBS Goten got, enough that they actually filled Goku and Vegeta's shoes, it'd be them though.

What's your biggest hobby, or passion?

Eating and writing stories. I like drawing and working out too.

What are qualities in other men that you find admirable, and wish to also possess?,

Work ethic, unrelenting drive and confidence.

How would you rate your life from 1-10 at this present moment?

Probably a 4 since I don't have much time to devote to much of anything other than learning how to code and working right now.

What internet browser do you use?

Google Chrome and MS Edge.

Can you imagine your life without the internet right now?

It'd definitely suck.

What is another time period that you would want to live in and experience?

I wouldn't want to go anywhere in the distant past because of a lack of vaccines for things like polio, or lack of antibiotics depending on the era. If I chose those eras it'd only be if I could be king or emperor.

What's your primary goal for the next five years that you wish to achieve?

I want a job with financial stability that doesn't require me to do things anybody with an ID card could do, that allows a decent degree of social interaction. Also want to get fit again since I've had to stop going to the gym after moving and having to spend so much time on studying as I said.

Do you enjoy life on a daily basis?

Depends on the day.

Are you happy?

See the 4/10 rating.

Do you consider yourself a hero, or a villain?

Either an anti-hero or anti-villain. I'm not pure good or pure evil.

Do you consider yourself friendly?

Irl, yeah.

Do you consider yourself better than most people?

Too hard to quantify and I don't know most people that well.

What's another language that you wish to learn?

Maybe Spanish or Mandarin Chinese.

Is there anywhere else in the world that you want to live in?

Hawaii or Spain. Maybe Vietnam as well.

What was the last product that you purchased, and why?

Condoms.

Are there any products that you wish to purchase soon, and why are your sights set on it?

Probably a fancy pen, just to have more satisfaction when writing notes.

Have I asked your the most questions, out of all members?

I'd say so.

Is this enough questions?

 

[Papasmurf]

What is your favorite book ever?

Song of Ice and Fire, but I need to go back and reread it. Other than manga and comics of course.

What is your favorite movie ever?

Not much of a movie buff, but I tend to like Jim Carrie movies.

What size shoe do you wear?

Size 9.5~10 USA for males.

What was the last garment that you purchased?

Socks.

When was the last time that you ate out at a restaurant?

Last week, can't remember the day.

If you could make one DBZeta member teleport and live local to you, who would it be?

Captain Cadaver if he's alive. Queen TD for pussy if not.

Do you want more members to join this forum?

Sure.

Would you ever want to know how and when you would die?

Honestly sounds more terrifying than it's worth, so probably not. Unless it's by some form of illness or preventable accident that I can prepare for.

What superpower would you want to have?

Immortality/regeneration for sure. Omnipotence sounds fun too but it seems like something I'd get bored of give or take a decade, plus conflict is the spice of life.

What's your strongest characteristic?

I'm careful yet stubborn and persistent when need be. I also am a master of self-justification which can work in my favor in aiding in persuasive ability.

What's your weakest characteristic?

My depravity and mean-spirited nature. I like messing with people a lot more than I should.

What do you prefer more, serious topics or spam?

Similar. Hard to decide. I like a site that has its fair share of seriousness and does not needlessly punish people for spam.

What's your favorite flavored water?

I like bottled Arrowhead and Sam Da Soo.

Do you like carbonated water?

I'm not impartial to it.

Do you like to eat eggs?

Mostly fried eggs.

What's one meal that you could eat for the remainder of your life?

Roundabout sushi at the local Japanese joint.

What physical attribute would you like to change about yourself in 2021?

You mean this year? Assuming this is copied and pasted lol. I'd like to stop fixating over the past and forgive my late grandfather.

What aspects of your life do you want to improve, but are too lazy at the moment to do so?

Waking up late. Ever since I stopped going to the gym when I started taking computer classes full time I've had trouble waking up before 8.

 

[Papasmurf]

Bummmmp

 

[Sovran Nila]

At this very moment, what do you believe your life's purpose is?

 

[Mr. Popo Fan]

don't say doing your wife...

 

[Papasmurf]

don't say doing your wife...

?what is a woman...

 

[Papasmurf]

At this very moment, what do you believe your life's purpose is?

Making good money and obtaining the freedoms I want.

 

[Sovran Nila]

Have you watched the new DBS movie yet?
If not, do you intend to?
What's the last movie that you watched in theaters?
What food haven't you eaten in a long time?
What's one food that you can eat for the remainder of your life?
What's your favorite beverage?
Have you made any new friends recently?

 

[Papasmurf]

Have you watched the new DBS movie yet?

Nope, only seen some clips.

If not, do you intend to?

In theaters if possible.

What's the last movie that you watched in theaters?

The new Batman movie that came out this year. I had a neck infection so I passed out for a bit in the beginning but it was a good film.

What food haven't you eaten in a long time?

Tacos.

What's one food that you can eat for the remainder of your life?

Salmon sushi and pasta lol

What's your favorite beverage?

Sports drinks and root beer

Have you made any new friends recently?

No

 

[Sovran Nila]

What do you like the most about this forum?
What do you like the least about this forum?
Do you wish the forum had more active members?
Do you simultaneously browse other forums at the same time you're online here?
Do you prefer the 12 hour clock system, or the 24 hour system?
What do you intend to do tomorrow?
Are you happy right now?
What was the most happiest point in your life?
Do you approve of the threads I create?
Do you have any constructive criticism for me?

 

[Sovran Nila]

Why don't you like to answer my long list of questions?

 

[Papasmurf]

Why don't you like to answer my long list of questions?

Didn't have time/couldn't be fucked

 

[Ultimate Cell]

@Papasmurf When are we getting Kenshi's Bleach rewrite

 

[Papasmurf]

@Papasmurf When are we getting Kenshi's Bleach rewrite

Not worth my time and I don't know enough about Niggergent.

 

[Ultimate Cell]

Not worth my time and I don't know enough about Niggergent.

What about kenshi's boruto rewrite