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Day 1
A Truck arrives in town, and through the power of Game Boy, I am transformed from a normal sized teenage boy into a raisin wearing a baseball cap.
I meet Prof Oak...I mean Birch. He asks me my name and I answer ROCKET. It's the name I always use from the days of old. I loved Team Rocket, and would play as if I were a rogue member. Even going so far as to use all the same pokemon, more or less. As Jesse and James. This often proved problematic, as my emotions often hid the fact that their pokemon generally suck. Moving on...
As I explore town, I again run into Birch, who is being attacked by a wild pokemon. He asks for help, and in his pack are three pokemon of conveniently conflicting types. Do you always walk around with these, Birch? Lotta good it did you.
I choose Treecko, also known as the Geiko Gecko. Most of the time I go with grass types, as I find them to be the most neutral. I may be confusing neutral with "the one nobody wants". Regardless, I make a quick decision and get on with my life.
Of course I come out Victorious but have to listen to my new rival, May, run her smart mouth anyway. I have come to the conclusion that MAY is the most passive aggressive character in Pokemon history. At least Gary was strait up about being a dick. This chick slides her hatred of me through soft compliments.
After recieving the pokedex, I get on my journey. Does anyone else think that if dog fighting used a pokedex, it wouldn't be as frowned upon?
It only takes a small bit of hiking to again run into May. This bitch was waiting for me in the trees like Jason Voorhees. If things were reversed, and I were stalking her, I am pretty sure I'd be seeing Officer Jenny in no time.
Sadly for May, I am too smart. I've done this before. She thinks that by picking Chikorita, the fire type to my grass type, she has the advantage. Totally saw that coming. Thats why I trained Treecko to lvl 10, while your stupid bird is still chilling all the way down at 5.
STOMP ensues. Begone you foul bitch.
Lastly, I searched the nearby grass until a Raltz appears. A bit like Abra, Raltz isn't much now, but should soon become the one of the most useful pokemon to get this early in the game. And, I love my psychic types. She should make a great backup for Treecko.
Game saved. More to come.
A Truck arrives in town, and through the power of Game Boy, I am transformed from a normal sized teenage boy into a raisin wearing a baseball cap.
I meet Prof Oak...I mean Birch. He asks me my name and I answer ROCKET. It's the name I always use from the days of old. I loved Team Rocket, and would play as if I were a rogue member. Even going so far as to use all the same pokemon, more or less. As Jesse and James. This often proved problematic, as my emotions often hid the fact that their pokemon generally suck. Moving on...
As I explore town, I again run into Birch, who is being attacked by a wild pokemon. He asks for help, and in his pack are three pokemon of conveniently conflicting types. Do you always walk around with these, Birch? Lotta good it did you.
I choose Treecko, also known as the Geiko Gecko. Most of the time I go with grass types, as I find them to be the most neutral. I may be confusing neutral with "the one nobody wants". Regardless, I make a quick decision and get on with my life.
Of course I come out Victorious but have to listen to my new rival, May, run her smart mouth anyway. I have come to the conclusion that MAY is the most passive aggressive character in Pokemon history. At least Gary was strait up about being a dick. This chick slides her hatred of me through soft compliments.
After recieving the pokedex, I get on my journey. Does anyone else think that if dog fighting used a pokedex, it wouldn't be as frowned upon?
It only takes a small bit of hiking to again run into May. This bitch was waiting for me in the trees like Jason Voorhees. If things were reversed, and I were stalking her, I am pretty sure I'd be seeing Officer Jenny in no time.
Sadly for May, I am too smart. I've done this before. She thinks that by picking Chikorita, the fire type to my grass type, she has the advantage. Totally saw that coming. Thats why I trained Treecko to lvl 10, while your stupid bird is still chilling all the way down at 5.
STOMP ensues. Begone you foul bitch.
Lastly, I searched the nearby grass until a Raltz appears. A bit like Abra, Raltz isn't much now, but should soon become the one of the most useful pokemon to get this early in the game. And, I love my psychic types. She should make a great backup for Treecko.
Game saved. More to come.